The Duped Flagon

Est. before the patch

Cold ale. Warm leads. No questions.

A back-alley tavern for adventurers who know the game a little too well. Glitched loot, duped ale and unpatched rumors, served by candlelight to anyone who can find the door twice.

See what's on tap Ask about the back room

Tonight, as always

On Tap

Prices in gold. Refills are a known bug and we have no plans to fix it.

  • The Duped Flagon

    [x2] 3 gp

    House ale. Pay for one, open your inventory, find two. Nobody can explain it and nobody tries.

  • Noclip Stout

    5 gp

    Dark, heavy, and goes straight through you. Do not lean on the walls afterwards.

  • Desync Mead

    [lag] 4 gp

    Tastes like honey now. Tastes like honey again about four seconds later.

  • Out-of-Bounds Cider

    6 gp

    Pressed from apples that grow past the edge of the map. Slightly grey. Very crisp.

  • Rollback Rum

    [undo] 8 gp

    One glass and the last ten minutes never happened. Popular after bad trades.

  • Frame-Perfect Porter

    2 gp

    Must be drunk on exactly the right beat. Speedrunners order it by the dozen.

Two knocks. Then one that arrives late.

The Back Room

Past the kegs, under the stairs, behind a curtain that renders a frame too slowly. Nothing here was found legitimately and everything here works, for now.

Unpatched

The Glitched Greatsword

Durability bar reads ∞. Damage reads "NaN". Swings fine, mostly.

Asking 1 favor, large

Dev-signed

Skeleton Key (Debug)

Opens any door, chest, or menu nobody was supposed to see.

Asking Ask the barkeep

Volatile

A Bottle of Lag

Uncork during a duel. Your rival freezes mid-swing. So do you, but you knew.

Asking 40 gp

Lightly used

Spare Hitbox

Slightly smaller than yours. Arrows tend to miss it. Fits most builds.

Asking 25 gp

Fragment

Torn Map of the Void

Shows the space under the floor of the world. Half of it is missing. The good half.

Asking A better rumor

Soon to be patched

Cursed Gold (Infinite)

The purse refills every time you close it. The tax collector refills too.

Asking Not for sale

Pinned by the door

The Notice Board

Rumors, warnings and lost property. None of it verified, all of it overheard.

They say if you save, quit, and reload in the cellar, the rats drop twice the loot.
— a bard, drunk
The patch comes Tuesday. Spend it all before Tuesday.
— chalked on the bar
There is a door behind the kegs that only exists while you are walking backwards.
— the cook
Lost: one hitbox. Answers to nothing. Reward if returned before it respawns.
— nailed to a post
Somebody clipped into the vault again. The guards still have not noticed.
— overheard
Do not trade with the hooded merchant. Do not ask how I know. Do not ask why I have two of everything.
— unsigned

House Rules

Nailed above the bar. Enforced by the barkeep's cudgel.

  1. I. Never ask where the loot came from.
  2. II. Patches are for eyes, not for games.
  3. III. Crash the server, wash the dishes.
  4. IV. What gets duped at the Flagon stays duped at the Flagon.
  5. V. Devs drink free. Devs are also watched.
  6. VI. Pay in gold, favors, or very good rumors.

Last call never really comes

Pull Up a Stool

The fire's lit, the tankards are full, and whatever you heard about the back room is probably true. Mind the floorboard by the hearth. It isn't really there.

Order a round Read the rumors